Essential reading for any gentleman!
Friday Dec 12 @ 10:48amWhat Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)
Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.
GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”
GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.
GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
Offerman Woodshop
Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, has an actual woodshop, where he and his team create handmade, old-world style furniture and other wood products. They just released hand-carved, limited edition, mustache combs. EPIC!
So he actually is a real life Ron f*cking Swanson!
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“Jean-Ralphio, dance up on me.”
Friday Sep 9 @ 08:38amJean-Ralphio and Tom. by Annie Wu. on Flickr.
“What is that?”
Parks and Recreation 4x02 Ron and Tammy’s
Drunk Leslie is THE BEST Leslie!
Ooooh Jean-Ralphio!
[this episode had me crying I was laughing so hard!]
